Real-life stories of a thirty-somthing mommy of two dealing with the craziness life brings, and putting it out there for all the world to see.
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
California and The Price is Not Right
That whole process was a serious pain in the butt. We were told to get to the CBS studio early (3 or 4 am), but our flight was delayed and we didn't even get to LA until 2 am, so we waited a bit. We arrived at the studio at 5:00 am with tickets in hand (tickets I had printed from the CBS website weeks before), only to be told those aren't actually "tickets" per se, but just - well, they are nothing really. Some people didn't even have them and still got in. So - in line at 5, finally make it to the front of the line at 7, and then we were told to pick which taping we wanted to see - the 12:00 or 4:00. My "tickets" were for the 12:00 show, but Alex, the super-nice intern wearing a coveted red CBS blazer, was kind enough to let me know that he would take my nicely-folded piece of paper that meant nothing and was giving out new "tickets" (numbered from 1-300) and had already given out 250 tickets for the 12:00 and 'wink wink, nod nod', there are alot of "groups" attending the 12:00 who are not required to go through the grueling process of waiting in line, so our best bet is to choose the later show. We took the tickets for 4:00 and went back to our hotel to eat breakfast and nap before we would have to return.
Back at the hotel we realized that we hadn't asked when we should return for "processing" before the 4:00 show. I checked online and learned that we would need to be back at CBS studios by noon. We ate, napped, and got in the car at 11:00 to head back to the studio - totally forgetting about LA traffic. We still managed to make the short trip in about 30 minutes, so we felt good about being there on time. That is, until we saw another LONG line. We paid $24 to park the car at The Grove and RAN to get in line.
When we arrived at the studio another uber-sweet intern in a red blazer was calling out numbers into a megaphone - "We are now seating numbers 60 through 75. 60 through 75." I glanced down at my ticket - CRAP! We were numbers 51 and 52!! I found Alex the intern and told him of our dilemma. He, being the accommodating, helpful person that he is, told us to have a seat, and all was good. We were in!!!
From here we sat on long benches and filled out note cards with our names, addresses, SS# (gotta get those taxes!), and our "story." This is also where we were given our TPIR name tags! After an hour and a half we were shuffled to another long row of benches where we waited another 90 minutes. During this time, Brian, another red-blazer-wearing intern began calling groups of 15 to be interviewed by the producer. This was it. Our time to shine. The impression made here is what will determine if we are called to "Come on Down!"
Jerret and I were at the very end of our group. The producer started with the first guy in line and asked questions such as "Where are you from?" or "What do you do?" One by one he asked each person, and those he thought were interesting enough were asked follow-up questions. We had some very interesting people in our group - a piano player from New Orleans, a girl who just finished law school, a tour director from Hawaii....I couldn't stand it!! I was trying so hard to stay calm...The producer then turned his attention to Jerret - "Hey Jerre! Is it Jerry or Jerr-A, or?" Oh, double CRAP - the chick filling out name tags forgot the "T" at the end of Jerret's name! No big deal, we roll with it. He asks Jerret what he does, Jerret says he is a glass engineer, to which the producer seemed genuinely interested in. Jerret explains his job, they exchange banter, and - AH! It's my turn!!! So Lori, what do you do? "I uh... I'm a federal proposal writer...a proposal writer for the government....a federal government proposal writer." Total flop.
Dunzo. And I knew it.
But Jerret did really well in his interview, so I still had hope for him.
So we go back to our benches, wait another half hour and are then told to file into the studio where the show will be taped. It was so cool to actually be there, to walk in with Olivia Newton John and John Travolta blaring from the overhead speakers - "you better shape up, do do, cuz I need a man..." I digress...
The stage is much smaller in person than anyone would think! We sat in our seats and danced to the overhead music until the producer came out to give us our instructions - go crazy, be nuts, celebrate, have fun, yada yada.
The theme music played, Drew stepped out, and the show was underway! It was so crazy loud in there that you literally can't even here if you are told to "Come on Down!" so there are two stagehands with posters that have the name of each contestant written on them ahead of time. We had all kinds of fun, but were disappointed to learn that we would not be called up on stage. The guy sitting right next to Jerret did get called though, so you will definitely see us on TV. October 8.
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
The Children Who Are Still Waiting....
http://www.jcics.org/Kyrgyz%20Republic.htm
JJ was one of only 152 children adopted from Kyrgyzstan in a 3-year time period. Foreign adoptions have since ceased all together in Kyrgyzstan, but not without some significant collateral damage. At present, 65 children are caught in the political nightmare that has unfolded in Kyrgyzstan - stuck between US bureaucrats trying to follow the rules and foreign officials unwilling to be the person responsible for removing the red tape. These 65 children were in the process of being adopted, and had even been matched with their forever families. US families who already love them are here, waiting patiently for their children to come home, trying to ignore the proven facts that are associated with children who grow up in an institution - or at least push it out of their minds as best as they can because it is so hard to deal with when you know the statistics.
Have you ever heard that when a smoker decides to quit (for good) that they instantly become healthier? The minute a smoker decides to give up cigarettes, their whole life changes. It is the same for institutionalized children. The minute they are placed into the care of their forever families - dynamic changes begin to occur. We witnessed this first-hand when our JJ was brought home with a condition called rickets (lack of Vitamin D) that caused his legs to bow. By simply exposing him to outdoor sunlight, one hour a WEEK, and providing him with proper nutrition, he has been cured of this ailment. It's that simple folks. One-on-one love and attention, and that of an entire family, will give these children lives that may not have otherwise been possible. And 65 families wait, with papers in hand, to bring their babies home.
JJ's Sissy...
"I dream of Jeannie" impersonation...
Monday, July 26, 2010
Decisions, Decisions
JJ is still swimming 3-4 times a week, and doing well. He finally graduated from the "kid pool" which is actually a hot tub, to the main swimming pool, and is now swimming in the pond. We definitely need to add a pool to our list of needs at the new house.
The kid is crazy brave. His sister is taking notes and becoming quite the guppy herself. She will step right into a swimming pool, clothes and all, if given the chance.
JJ is still playing dress-up daily and has grown a new fascination with tails. He will grab any long thing he can find - a belt, scarf, even dad's earplugs from work (that are on a cord), his rubber snake - and will stick one end down his shorts, thus giving himself a "tail." A few weeks ago he asked me if he could wear his tail to school, and since I didn't see the harm, I agreed. He walked into the classroom that day beaming from ear to ear, approaching his friends one by one to say hi, standing slightly to the side so they could each take in the glory of his tail.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Is Anyone Else Fascinated By This?
Thursday, May 27, 2010
He's 4!! tear:(
Dad is recovering from a torn Achilles and has managed to heal up quite well - and just in time too, because I was literally going crazy there for a minute with all the driving, running around, dr's appointments - ugh! For those that don't know, Jerret tore his Achilles while playing basketball at the Y. He had surgery to repair the tendon and was on crutches, in the boot, limping, etc. for a few weeks. JJ will pretend to be a basketball player at times and always falls to the ground and "hurts his leg." It is hilarious that this kid thinks it is just a part of playing basketball.
The kids got their first taste of summer yesterday as it was nearly 90 degrees out and they played in the pool at Nana's house. The baby LOVES being outside and was hysterical at the thought of having to come in. Jerret brought the kids home around 8:00 and she was still sobbing when he walked through the door.
We will definitely have to plan a few trips this summer now that dad can walk again!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Not That I'm Bragging...
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
New Pics
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Red Vs. Black
JJ has a ton of energy, like all 3 ½ yr. olds. He wanted to be spiderman for Halloween and that has turned into dressing as spiderman every day since. His Nana bought him the black spiderman costume after the holiday and now he alternates between “good spidey” and the “bad spiderman.” Last night JJ was wearing his costume again and Jerret was trying to get his attention and he kept saying “Jack! Jack!” and JJ just turned around and said – “No dad, call me Spiderman!” He does these wacky spiderman poses and will strike a pose at any given moment. (check out the pic to see what I am talking about).
A few days ago was the big Ohio State vs. Michigan football game (Go Bucks!) and Jerret had gone to the game so the kids and I were left at home to watch it on the big screen. JJ was so funny trying to imitate the players. He wore his Ohio State football jersey and suddenly ran into his room and grabbed a buckeye hat and his football, came back into the living room, got down on one knee and said “Blue 16! Hike, Hike!” and would take off running from the living room to the kitchen, around and around. This went on over and over for about 15 minutes.
The next day when Jerret was home the two of them took a trip to the store and when they came home JJ was crying hysterically. I noticed he was holding a brand new Ohio State Buckeyes football and asked what the problem was. He said “My daddy’s mean! I wanted the Michigan ball! We could not believe our ears! I told Jerret to take him back to the store because he obviously brought the wrong kid home by mistake. JJ was so upset and could not be consoled. I told him to go to his bed until he could stop crying and that he was not being nice to his daddy who just bought him a great gift. A couple of minutes later he was still crying, sitting on his bed holding the Ohio State football and saying “I don’t like Ohio State!” Now, let me remind you that this kid has an entire Buckeyes-themed bedroom. Here he was sitting on an OSU comforter, holding the OSU football, wearing an OSU jersey, brutus the buckeye hanging from the bedpost, woody hayes’ words of wisdom speaking to him from the wall, and an Ohio state something-or-other every which way you turn, and the kid is just crying because he wants that Michigan ball. I told him that it was fine if he didn’t like Ohio State, but then I was going to pack up all of his OSU toys and blankets and ship them to the kids in Kyrgyzstan who would love to have such things. This finally quieted him and it was obvious he didn’t want me to touch he beloved buckeye gear. We are guessing that he is equating the OSU (red) vs. Michigan (blue) rivalry with that of the red vs. black spiderman and he just wants to be able to play with both.
Saturday, October 03, 2009
Jack and Jadyn
It ended up being a really good day. Having Jadyn helped me to get a glimpse of what I can expect when Lynde gets older. Jadyn had to go potty while we were out there and of course, they were lovely port-a-potties. I went to help Jadyn up on the seat and my paranoia set in immediately...what if she falls in? How deep are these things? Can she fit through that hole in the seat? I'm sure she can.....oh Jadyn, hurry honey....Dont' wiggle around! Use your hands to hold you up...yuck she is totally touching that toilet seat....
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Baby Steps...
We had been tempting him with a new toy that we wrapped up and put on the back of the toilet [tank] waiting for him to earn the reward. When he finally was allowed to open the gift it was like Christmas for that boy.
Later that day I needed to go to WalMart and the whole family decided to go. Jerret suggested we buy another gift for JJ and try our strategy once again. So he picked out another toy (a big Tonka garbage truck that Jerret thought was on clearance for $10 but was actually on the wrong shelf) and we brought it home. JJ wanted this new truck so bad that he rushed into the bathroom and tried to force himself to go poop on the potty again. He did find it quite difficult since most people are not able to poop on demand, but low and behold, after a few minutes of grunting and squirming, our little guy raced out of the bathroom and made his announcement! We had a minor setback that night when dad and JJ went to rent a movie and JJ told dad he had to go, but dad thought the kid might be able to hold it until they found a toilet. Which is funny, because I do not think they looked for a toilet at the video store, but were going to try and make it back home and all of you parents out there know how this turned out...
The toys were getting too expensive so we are now bribing him with Oreo cookies. So far he is doing well. We even had an accident-free nap today. We're going to take it slow this time. I will not move him back into the preschool class until I am certain he is ready. We don't need another broken heart.
Friday, September 04, 2009
Parent-Teacher Conference Part 2
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Uh-Oh...He's too young for this...
Friday, July 24, 2009
Our Man
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Powered Donuts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Summertime
Friday, June 12, 2009
JJ's Ride
The Pony Ride
Monday, June 08, 2009
Another Bad Eye
We're still trying hard to potty train, but this kid has no desire whatsoever. He will sit in wet, poopy, stinky diapers all night if we'd let him. His teacher thought that we should really start pushing the issue now that he is three, so Jerret wanted to take her advice and force him to go on the potty. I, of course, insist that he will go when he is good and ready and until them we are all just wasting our time. The teacher asked us to send him to school in underpants, no diapers, along with a couple extra pairs of underwear and shorts. On day two of this trial I had a little boy who stood in the driveway crying after school one day because he had wet his pants. He was borderline hysterical and I had enough. I told Jerret I was done trying and not forcing the issue. Jerret still went along with the teacher's idea and at the end of the week, Guess What?! ..................................................................................................................................................Wrong! He is absolutely NOT potty trained and still doesn't care! The only thing we had to show for our (Jerret's) efforts was 5 bags of urine-soaked, death smelling, crunchy nasty clothes. Let's not forget the outfit he pooped in that sat in a grocery bag for 3 days before they reminded Jerret to bring it home. It was awful. So bad I had to throw one entire outfit out. The teacher must have felt bad because the next time I came in she was sure to let me know that she had personally washed Jack's wet clothing. She now realizes that JJ is still not ready.
We'll get there, we will. I just hope it's sooner rather than later!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
He's Three!
He kept on telling us that he wanted a "Boom A-Chow" cake, which is his code word for anything related to the Cars movie. He had a store-bought cars cake last year, and I didn't want to get the same thing, so instead I went to Cold Stone and bought a yummy yellow cake with yellow cake batter ice cream inside. Then I ran into Wal-Mart and bought about 5 cars to put ontop. It was a chore trying to find cars that he doesn't already own, let me tell ya! He thought the cake was great and didn't even need a present after getting those cars off the cake.
After dinner we went over to Jerret's brother's new house to check it out. This is Jack playing in the back yard. Uncle Joe bought a 4-bedroom house and is a bachelor, so he said he would make a room for JJ to stay the night.











